the Yankees in 2008
2007年12月30日 星期日
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轉自Peter Abraham的部落格文章
Here’s how the 2008 season will go
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Feb. 15:
Carl Pavano falls asleep on the beach, suffers debilatating sunburn.
“Torre warned me about this guy,” Joe Girardi says.
March 31:
Yankees open the season with a 2-1 victory against Toronto.
Chien-Ming Wang strikes out 12 with a newly refined slider.
“Bill James can kiss my Taiwanese behind,” he says.
Jennifer Love Hewitt throws out the first pitch.
“Lovely young woman,” Hank Steinbrenner said.
“Can’t Hardly Wait was a classic.”
April 9:
Igawa allows 12 runs in 1.1 innings against Kansas City.
“What the hell were we thinking signing him?”
Hideki Matsui says in first English comments to the media.
Igawa is demoted to the Domincan Summer League, which doesn’t start play until June. “Best thing for him,” Hank Steinbrenner says during his daily press briefing.
July 15:
American League wins All-Star game 12-0 behind manager Joe Girardi.
Boston’s Terry Francona, scheduled to manage the AL team, mysteriously
disappears in the Bronx hours before the game. He’s discovered later,
tied to a tree in Van Cortlandt Park.
Sept. 19:
Yankees celebrate after clinching the division with a 11-1
thrashing of the Baltimore Orioles. Alan Horne gets the win. Carl Pavano,
in the Bronx to pick up a check, suffers detatched retina when struck by a
champagne cork. “Oops,” says Mike Mussina.
Oct. 22:
Despite being limited to 50 pitches, Joba Chamberlain goes seven
innings for Game 2 victory. “Gotta be economical,” he said. “Wang taught
me his sinker.” Says Torre: “I think I recognize that kid from somewhere.”
Oct. 31:
Yankees wrap up the title with a 2-1, 17-inning victory against the
Dodgers. Yankees win despite Alex Rodriguez opting out of his contract
in the seventh inning while at the plate.
Hank Steinbrenner announces after the game that free-agent
first baseman Mark Teixeira has 48 hours to accept a contract offer.
“I mean business,” he says.
Nov 3:
Parade through the Canyon of Heroes marred when confetti gets lodged
in windpipe of Carl Pavano. “Hard to believe nobody in the crowd of
five million knew the Heimlich Maneuver,” Derek Jeter says.
“You never want to see a teammate choke to death like that.”
